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Quotes For Today

    A feature of onebusyguy.com

Web Posted May 13, 2008

'God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood 
supply to run both at the same time.'

        Robin Williams

 

Web Posted April 18, 2008

'Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.'  

Napoleon

 

Web Posted March 29, 2008

'Doing business with your enemies is inevitable.'

               Hollywood Adage

 

Web Posted January 27, 2008

'In a modern economy the money is made by people with money, not by people who labor.'

Bill Clinton

 

Web Posted January 25, 2008

'The road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom.'

    Jim Morrison

 

Web Posted January 8, 2008

'If a politician thought cannibals were among his constituents, he'd promise them missionaries for breakfast.'

     H.L. Mencken

 

Web Posted December 29, 2007

'Acting is pretending that you're not pretending when you're actually pretending.'

   Ted Danson

 

Web Posted November 8, 2007

'Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof.'

  Carl Sagan

 

Web Posted October 5, 2007

'The deepest hunger in humans is the desire to be appreciated.'

          William James

 

Web Posted September 18, 2007

'Human beings are the only creatures
that allow their children to come back home.'

    Bill Cosby

 

Web Posted September 2, 2007

'Be who you are and say what you feel because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter.'  

     Dr. Seuss

 


Web Posted August 25, 2007

'Mankind is a thing to be surpassed.' 

                      Frederick Nietzsche

 

Web Posted July 10, 2007

'No man can sincerely help another without also helping himself.'

                          Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

Web Posted June 4, 2007

'Imagination is more important than knowledge.'

             Albert Einstein

 

Web Posted May 13, 2007

'Nothing Matters.'

                                   Louis B. Mayer (final words 1973)

 

Web Posted April 27, 2007

'Good Artists Copy. Great Artists Steal.'

  Picasso

 

Web Posted April 16, 2007

'Never apologize, never explain.'

        Henry Ford

 

Web Posted March 14, 2007

'A culture is only as great as its' dreams, and its' dreams are dreamed by artists.'

                  L. Ron Hubbard

 

Web Posted February 25, 2007

'The only exercise I take is following the coffins of friends who took exercise.'

              Peter O'Toole

 

Web Posted February 1, 2007

'The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right name.'

                   Chinese Proverb

 

Web Posted January 19, 2007

'You must be the world you wish to change.'

                      Mahatma Ghandi

 

Web Posted December 28, 2006

'Lust will make a fool of a man, but it is only love that can truly ruin him.'

                       William Lashner

 

Web Posted October 22, 2006

'Character is destiny.'

                  Anonymous

 

Web Posted September 12, 2006

'I was never able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one.'

                  Mark Twain

 

Web Posted August 28, 2006

'Gratitude is riches. Complaint is poverty.'

                Doris Day

 

Web Posted August 21, 2006

'I don't get ulcers, I give them.'

                        David Sarnoff

 

Web Posted August 18, 2006

'At 50 you get the face you deserve!'

                           George Orwell

 

Web Posted August 16, 2006

        'Si Non Occillas Noli Tintinnare.'       (If you don't swing, don't ring!)

                                       Playboy Mansion (plaque)

 

Web Posted August 2, 2006

'Artists use lies to tell the truth. Politicians use lies to cover it up.'

                             V for Vendetta

 

Web Posted July 18, 2006

'Everything you see I owe to spaghetti!'

                             Sophia Loren

 

Web Posted July 11, 2006

'War is old men talking and young men dying.'

                       Odysseus

 

Web Posted July 1, 2006

'Money follows, it does not lead.'

                                                    Bob Gilbert (CEO Quicken Loans)

 

Web Posted June 1, 2006

'A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones who need the advice.'

                        Bill Cosby

 

Web Posted May  31, 2006

'Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.'

                             Woody Allen

 

Web Posted May  15, 2006

'It is the dull man who is always sure, and the sure man who is always dull.'

                               H.L. Mencken

 

Web Posted April 24, 2006

'What is history but a fable agreed upon?'

                       Napoleon

 

Web Posted April 16, 2006

'You can't wait for inspiration, you have to go after it with a club.'

                            Jack London

 

Web Posted March 6, 2006

       'What nourishes me, destroys me.'           (Quod me nutrit me destruit)

                                            Angelina Jolie (a tattoo)

 

Web Posted February 16, 2006

'A society that sacrifices privacy for security shall have neither.'

                             Ben Franklin

 

Web Posted February 1, 2006

'Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combination.'

                                                Gene Roddenberry (IDIF)

 

Web Posted January 20, 2006

'Comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.'

                                                          H. L. Mencken (on broadcast news)

 

Web Posted December 24, 2005

'I dream for a living.'

                                    Steven Spielberg

 

Web Posted December 2, 2005

'The heart that gives... gathers.'

                                          Old English Proverb

 

Web Posted November 28, 2005

'Try not. Do or do not there is no try.'

                            Master Yoda

 

Web Posted November 22, 2005

'Brevity is the soul of wit.'

                                           William Shakespeare

 

Web Posted November 5, 2005

'Ambition is the last refuge of failure.'

                          Oscar Wilde

 

Web Posted October 8, 2005

'Life is not so short, but that there is always time enough for courtesy.'

                                              Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

Web Posted September 23, 2005

'Here's to the fools for without them the rest of us could not succeed!'

                            Mark Twain

 

Web Posted  September 1, 2005

'At 18 our convictions are hills from which we gaze. At 45 they are caves in which we hide.'

                                         F. Scott Fitzgerald

 

Web Posted  August 20, 2005

'Opportunity smiles on those who are prepared.'

                            Old Saying

 

Web Posted  August 1, 2005

'If there is a God, the phrase that would disgust Him most is... Holy Water.'

                            Steve Allen

 

Web Posted  June 30, 2005

'Keep a bottle of perfume and some breath strips next to your pepper spray and you're ready for anything!

                                     Jenny McCarthy

 

Web Posted  June 10, 2005

'People hear what they see.'

                              Sandra Dee

 

Web Posted  May 31, 2005

'Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.'


                                                  
Steve Landsberg

 

Web Posted  May 16, 2005

'If you know exactly what you are going to do, why do it?'

                     Pablo Picasso

 

Web Posted  May 3, 2005

'History will be kind to me because I intend to write it.'

                                           Winston Churchill

 

Web Posted  April 15, 2005

'Hell is empty. All the devils are here.'

                                                 William Shakespeare

 

Web Posted  April 9, 2005

'If you think education is expensive try ignorance.'

                                         Bumper Sticker

 

Web Posted  April 2, 2005

'Consistency is a last refuge for the unimaginative.'

                                    Oscar Wilde

 

Web Posted  March 25, 2005

'Movies are the only thing you can sell and still own.'

                                          Louis B Mayer

 

Web Posted  March 18, 2005

'Even the smallest person can change the face of the future.'

                                              Galadriel (LOTR)

 

Web Posted  March 11, 2005

'They say when you get over the hill you go faster!'

                                           Quincy Jones

 

Web Posted  March 5, 2005

'Communism won't work because people like to own stuff.' 
                                                      Frank Zappa

 

Web Posted  February 28, 2005

'Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.'

                                           John Lennon

 

Web Posted  February 19, 2005

'I have the simplest of tastes. I am always satisfied with perfection.'

                                          Oscar Wilde

 

Web Posted  February 5, 2005

'Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug!'

                                           Jon Lithgow

 

Web Posted  January 23, 2005

'You know that you are over the hill when your mind makes a promise that your body can't fill.'

                                       Little Feat

 

Web Posted  January 13, 2005

'Anger is more useful than despair.'

                                               the Terminator

 

Web Posted  January 3, 2005

'A dollar is a vote.'

                                             Anonymous

 

Web Posted  December 20, 2004

'You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper in the world is a white guy, the best golfer in the world is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the USA of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick and Colin!'

                                           Chris Rock

 

Web Posted  December 14, 2004

'Most of us are about as happy as we make up our minds to be.'

                                          Abe Lincoln

 

Web Posted December 3, 2004

'The great use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it.'

                                                William James

 

Web posted November 28, 2004

'If you don't complain about your problems, they don't exist.'

                                            Dean Martin

 

Web posted October 18, 2004

'Just remember everyone, pain is temporary, film is forever!'

                                                Peter Jackson

 

Web posted October 8, 2004

'It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.'

                                                George Burns

 

Web posted October 3, 2004

'Thanks to the interstate highway system, it is now possible to travel across the country from coast to coast without seeing anything.'

                                                Charles Kuralt

 

Web posted August 27, 2004

'To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism - to steal from many is
research.'

                                              Steven Wright

 

Web posted August 20, 2004

'Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.'

                                                                       Sir Laurence Olivier

 

Web posted August 4, 2004

'Only the mediocre can always be at their best.'

                                                H. L. Mencken

 

Web posted July 25, 2004

'Good fences make good neighbors.' 

                                           Robert Frost

 

Web posted July 19, 2004

'Those whom the gods would destroy they first make angry.'

                                                                Greek Adage (from Bill Clinton)

 

Web posted July 12, 2004

'The only thing I owe the public is a good performance.'

                                                  Humphrey Bogart

 

Web posted July 3, 2004

'It takes a long time to become young.'

                                               Pablo Picasso

 

Web posted June 22, 2004

'Give the hardest job to the laziest person and they'll find the easiest way to do it!'

                           Dad

 

Web posted June 10, 2004

'The unexamined life is not worth living.'

                             Plato

 

Web posted May 28, 2004

'We make war so that we may live in peace.'

                                  Aristotle

 

Web posted April 23, 2004

 'Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?'

(Who will guard the guards?)

                                                               From Satires of Juvenal

 

Web posted March 26, 2004

'Film is the only form of art whose raw materials are so expensive that the artist can not afford to purchase them for himself.'

                                                                  Charleton Heston

 

Web posted March 9, 2004

'Always choose your words carefully on the way up because you may have to eat them on the way down.'

                                                            Anonymous

 

Web posted March 5, 2004

'A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or else what's Heaven for?'

                                                                    Robert Browning

 

Web posted February 2,  2004

'Love of all living creatures is the most notable attribute of man.'

                                                      Charles Darwin

 

Web posted January 18,  2004

'After all is said and done, more has been said than done.'

                                                            Old Saying

 

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